I have read these on a few other blogs and thought that it was so funny, so here is my list of things that I won't hear from my husband...
"No, I would rather not have pizza for dinner tonight."
"I totally agree with you, we really should start working on baby #3!"
"Yes, your butt does look big in those jeans." (I love him!) :)
"An ice cold beer? Yuck!"
"Of course I actually moved things around while looking for ___."
"You should get those new shoes, they really are the cutest."
"Why don't you give me the camera and I will take some pictures of you and the kids."
"Obama is the best president ever!" :)
"Football is so overrated."
"I know, I really wish I could go to Target every day too."
"Yes, your job is much harder than mine."
"Why don't we cuddle on the couch and watch the Notebook tonight." (Even though he really would!)
"Maybe I will just skip deer hunting opener this year and hang out with the family."
What won't you hear?