Have you ever...

...Watched Armageddon and not cried?

...fell on your face in the kitchen after tripping over a pile of toys?

...finished Christmas shopping before mid-December? (I wish)

...let a load of clothes sit in the dryer for 3 days before folding them?

...not mopped your floors for a month?

...wanted to run away from home because you have whiny, tired kids?

...taken a 2 hour nap and then couldn't get to sleep until 3:30 in the morning?

...spent 6 hours addressing Christmas cards, that time mostly spent finding the addresses?

...eaten about 4 servings of block cheese in one sitting?

...waited so long to shave your legs you couldn't remember when you actually did it last?

...sang Frosty The Snowman so many times in a row that you almost lost your voice?

...been so annoyed with the comments and status updates on Facebook that you wanted to stay away forever, but then it only lasted 4 hours?

...saw a cute old man helping his cute old wife into their car and it made you cry?

...had worse acne as an adult than you did a teenager and wonder, what's up with that?

...made chicken nuggets for your kids 2 days in a row because it was easy?

...given up on weight loss and just concentrated on not gaining more through the holidays?

...made puppy chow while PMSing? (bad idea)

...felt like crawling in bed and sleeping for 4 days straight?

...wanted to move south because you're already sick of the Midwest cold?

...worn the same jeans and hoodie for several days in a row and it really didn't matter anyway because you didn't go anywhere?

Yeah, me either.

Maybe.